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'Moonbeam just had a hippie replacement.'

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

Woman in hospital has i.v. attached to plant.

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'

'Thanks, but I don't expect you to chew my food for me.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Please, doc, pull the plug. Not on me...on the TV!"

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

"She keeps getting a stitch in her side."

En garde!

"I never imagined I'd be up on my feet this soon."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"Grandmother, what big diastolic numbers you have."

While you're at it, will you sew on my shirt button please?

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Despite his laser eye surgery, he still doesn't see the mess he leaves in the living room every day.'

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

EAR, NOSE AND THROAT CLINIC: "You want me to drive?"

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I just can't get over how well you look!"

"The colonoscopy isn't your eternal punishment...the prep is."

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'While doing the ' Hoxey-Pokey' I put my right hip in...I put my right hip out, and rhat's where it stayed!'