Hip Surgeon Mugs

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

'My daughter read on the internet about a hip replacement with free built-in MP3 player,'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

'Very funny!'

"Whiplash..."

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Body Building

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'Do we have any oldies but goodies that you would care to hear?'

Big slipper.

"I'm glad you think it's funny."

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'Non-alcohol beer, unsalted potato chips and tofu hot dogs? Why did you accept a party invitation from a cardiologist?'

Tooth fairy.

'What do you mean, you've had a change of heart?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Elderly gent keeps his hip in a bottle

On board the MS Hepatology