'I have sudden urges to dress up in mens clothes...!'
Himself Prints
Find striking art prints that reflect his creative spirit. Ideal for decorating his space with personality and humor, these prints make a bold statement about being himself.
A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'
Self help acupuncture
"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."
"I spend my day prepping for a good night"
You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe
Work/Life Balance
Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.
Bad fake tan day.
"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."
"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"
Bad hair day!
'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'
The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.
A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.
"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."
Woman pouring perfume into her bath.
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
"Try thinking about something else."
"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.
Window Treatment
"He's his own worst enemy."
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
"You left your demons here last week."
"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"
Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."
Dating is so expensive...
Pampered and poodled.
Himself Prints Collection
Himself Mugs
Browse our mugs collection to find more humorous and personalized designs that celebrate his self-expression.
Himself Pillows
Check out our pillows selection for more cozy, humorous designs that celebrate his individuality.
Himself T-Shirts
Visit our t-shirts page for more witty and stylish shirts that highlight his unique personality.