Himalayan Humorist Mugs

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the Himalayas.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"Gee, thanks pal."

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Yoga classes door.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'I don't think the employees like me.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

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Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"How long were you in that headstand?"

German School

"What are you doing?"

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

The Evolution Of Man