Yoga Humorist Mugs

'Yoga? Tell me more.'

"Avoid sitting."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Downward spiralling dog.

Yoga. it's not for everyone.

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

'Isn't it about time for our seventh-year stretch?'

"Downward facing dog"

"Ha ha. You tell that one in every lifetime. Ha ha. It never gets old."

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

"Yoga World is two blocks past Yoga Palace. If you see Yoga Mecca, you've gone too far."

"Complaining empowers us."

Dachshund Yoga

"I said half-moon pose, not full moon!"

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

It is true, we make our art in the sand, and then it is wiped clean to reflect the impermanence of life. Zen kitties. Litter.

"Remember, ladies, if you're doing this right, you shouldn't be able to do it."

Death of a Goat Yoga Instructor

Snowperson Yoga

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

The Deli Lama - Sandwich shop.

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

As they gathered for the three hour meditation it was clear that some students were less prepared than others...

'Please forgive the assumption, but you're new at yoga, aren't you?'

Buddhist Burgers: 'Make me one with everything'.

'Hey, I know what -- Let's have an enlightenment telethon!'

Rabbit Costume

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the Himalayas.'

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club