Hilarity At Home Aquariums Pillows

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Acme Coffee Co.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

I think the dolphins are my favorite football team! I'll explain football to you. First, don't worry about the word "tackle" -- It has nothing to do with fishing equipment. And "The Big Tuna" isn't like us -- It's a nickname for Coach Bill Parcels. Touchdown! And 80-yard pass play! I'm confused. It made no sense when they said the quarterback was "going deep."

"Wow, that was some fart!"

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'