Hilarity At Home Aquariums Pillows

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Guide fish.

'She just came down the stairs without walking.'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

Oddly familiar formation.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

'This is your bowl - keep it nice.'

A fish wearing scuba gear.