Highway Thinker Mugs

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The fate of the emigrant

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

Chicken: the one-man show

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Existential truckstop'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

Come on, it's just a game! If you were rescued from a desert island, what three things would you bring?

Trucker advertises his podcast.

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

"He claims to be a specialist, but I think he just has a one-track mind."

Heart of America or Bypass

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

'As I see it, Pinocchio was motivated by a need to prove himself, while both Hansel and Gretel were driven by an inborn rebelliousness.'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Hello, Pothole Patrol? I'd like to make a report...'

Route 666

'It's more than a hunch....it's a permanent fixture.'

"I want to get off the parkway." "Thirty-five cents! First window please!"

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

Living in the slither lane: snake.

Helicopter flying over dollar sign shaped roads.