Highlight Reel Fan Prints

"We're letting you go, Hermanson. You're making all the sports blooper shows, but none of the highlight shows."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Man on psychiatrist's couch: 'It was a cry for help, really - I tried to slash my wrists with rollerblades.'

"I love my luvvie."

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

'Love your renovations.'

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

"In recognition of Jim's achievements during his long career with the company, we've put together this hilarious twenty minute gag reel..."

'Having limited funds, Irwin goes with the less expensive chest hair transplant.'

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

"Sorry, Bernie. We found out about your rejuvenating jelly."

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

'OK Pal, whatever you say - here comes a bowtie!'

"No recordering allowed!"

Michael Douglas

Budget Toupees.

'Sometimes I sort of miss pre-hair-restorer-Timothy...'

Rollerblades - The aliens did some weird scientific experiments on us.

"I know your sad it's being pulled down son."

Wrestlers versus firemen at the scene of a fire.

'He's cut his delivery time in half!'

Animals on a see-saw.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 3

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

Execution Practise