Higher Learning Humorist T-Shirts

Bring humor to their wardrobe! Our t-shirts for the higher learning enthusiast showcase funny, smart slogans that make a statement—ideal for students, professors, or anyone who loves a good academic joke.

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"The only reason I consider today's universities 'higher education' is the legalization of marijuana."

"The only reason I consider today's universities 'higher education' is the legalization of marijuana." mockup

"The only reason I consider today's universities 'higher education' is the legalization of marijuana."

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"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

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'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.' mockup

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

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"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?" mockup

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

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"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics." mockup

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

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Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.' mockup

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

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"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?" mockup

"So, what's gonna be your favorite class?"

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'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.' mockup

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

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"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!" mockup

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

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'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?' mockup

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

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'So what are you studying, young man?' mockup

'So what are you studying, young man?'

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'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class). mockup

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

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'The sound of one hand clapping.' mockup

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

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"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

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"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD." mockup

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

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"Where were you between 4 and 6?" mockup

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

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"Here's to non-electric sharpeners." mockup

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

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'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.' mockup

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

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'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.'' mockup

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

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Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!' mockup

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

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Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor. mockup

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

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Math Teacher

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Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well." mockup

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

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An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor, mockup

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

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'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.' mockup

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

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"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy." mockup

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.' mockup

'School was really exciting today -- they busted up a meth lab in chemistry class.'

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'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.' mockup

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

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Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle. mockup

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

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'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.' mockup

'Ms. Blumter, please get me a copy of Educational Leadership for Dummies.'

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"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!" mockup

"I DO have a note from my doctor...but nobody can read it!"

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'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.' mockup

'I thought chemistry experiments were after lunch.'

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Higher Learning Humorist T-Shirts Collection

Higher Learning Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the higher learning humorist, featuring witty sayings and clever graphics to make every coffee break a little funnier.

Higher Learning Humorist Pillows

Brighten their space with pillows that showcase witty takes on higher education, perfect for adding personality and humor to any room.

Higher Learning Humorist Prints

Discover art prints that combine humor with a love of learning, ideal for decorating study areas or offices with a touch of wit.