Highbrow Humor Pillows

"How was the play!"

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'I'd say that our transport policy couldn't get any greener'

'The reason I'm paid fifty times more is because I think I'm worth it.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"Stan is one of our great, widely unread literary treasures."

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

"Don't forget the spaghetti dinner at Sparolini's after the show."

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"I was quite pleased to find a job which allows me to see more of my husband."

"Check it out, guys. Finally got my wine legs!"

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'Ever since she has found out that she is related to one of the Queen's corgis she has been unbearable.'

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

'Dave's really over-reacting about turning forty.'

'Hugo has short term memory loss but we've chosen to ignore it!'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

Bra falling from the sky.

Amongst the Culturati II.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Sloane Ranger.

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

"An exquisite diatribe against the conflagration of an urban elite."

Hi! -Lo!