High Tide Humorists Prints

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Global Warmer 2000.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

High tide.

Scene on the English coast.

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Acme Coffee Co.

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Exempli Gratia.

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

'Hey! Not fair!'

Fisherman.

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

"OY! You trying to nick my chips?"

Worm hiding behind hook.

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

"Just the bait, please."

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."