High Tide Humorists Prints

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Global Warmer 2000.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

High tide.

Scene on the English coast.

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"It was the hottest earth day since records began."

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

Acme Coffee Co.

"It's the worst summer I've ever known."

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Exempli Gratia.

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

Queen Elizabeth 2. Yankees ). I told you they wouldn't think it was funny.

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

Hot dogs served here. (Sweaty dog placing an order).

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

"You know a lot about global warming. When will we be able to swim up central park west?"

'I'll trade you three eight-inch shiners for that 24-inch bass.'

"Attention all hands. Abandon ship!"

'Hey! Not fair!'

Fisherman.

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'The gannets are worse than the gulls!'

Airport. Taxi. Everybody I drive to the airport seems to lose their fear of flying.

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

Worm hiding behind hook.

"Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed..."

"Just the bait, please."

"Now Harold, you know those always give you heartburn."