High Street Fashion Enthusiast T-Shirts

Ted Baker

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cut Price

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

A women in a shoeshop.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Blue Dress and Feather

Keeping warm.

Joined at the hipster.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard