High Society Satirist Mugs

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Butler takes salmon from the family for the servants to eat

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

The prying mantis,

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Well there's no way I'm going to say 'whom'!"

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Inhospitality tent.

Champagne at the hunt

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Wine tasters...

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Pizzas

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'