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"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

Sloaney Pony.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

Afternoon Tea

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'New money or old money?'

"Imogene is just back from an extended trip through the Navajo country."

"See what I mean? They're sensible, but they don't look sensible."

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

Wall St. Glitterati

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

The Easter Bunny in August

'That's the colour of my new outfit - wine-red and beige.'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

"But as I understand it, there's no priority on diamonds."

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

Purple dress

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

"Just a glass of wine with breakfast, officer."

"I don't believe I care for anything, thank, you. I'm just in their car pool."

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'

'A Chiswick Fete'

Ladies' Mile

Horrible Suspicion in High Life.

'There's something so sad about this Anna Nicole Stuff...You know she just needed the attention that only a mother could give.'

'Whatever Bill Gates eats,'

'And as a committed Royalist you'd be witnessing this historic event at Westminster Abbey.... or the King's Head.'

'And the crowd goes wild! In all the wrong ways.'