High Score Chasing Pillows

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

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Strive to win!

Happy Champion

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

A skier and a paraglider

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'We're in a hurry.'

Game Addiction

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Arcade Game Baseball.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

The weight of winning gold.

Ski-ball.

Origins of the 'Beard Of Bees'.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Elf of the Month

Crowd await return of a round the world yachtsman. PC asks 'Expecting someone, are we?'

Linford Christie

'No, I've never yet broken any swimming records, why do you ask?'

"Of all the times to stall."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

OWZAT...The beer-mat-flipping champion sets a new world record!

Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!

Dirty filthy sweat socks, personally autographed by the Hall of Famer who wore them.

Ryan Bayley

Gymnastic Winner.

'Wow, a new personal best: You held your breath for 10mn 46s!'

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.