High Hopes Hopper Prints

"Whenever someone scoffs at dreaming the impossible dream, I tell them to think of Bloomingdale's –the way it was long, long ago, and the way it is now."

Today's special... donuts.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Um, can I get a FOURTH opinion?'

'Anything is possible in our great country, son. If an Afro-American can become president, a white man can become a pro basketball player.'

1930's Lady.

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Nature Lovers

Clubbing

'You've had enough!'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Can we get some more bread sticks over here?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

Newspaper reads: 'Doctors not giving adequate info to patients'. Doctor asking patient, "Say eh??"

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

'Oh, the amenity!'

'My parents couldn't afford to send me to college, so they let me spend a night at a Ramada.'

Excess Baggage: For many of us 'Roughing it' means staying at a hotel without room service.

"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"

'You're free to get a second opinion, but it looks like something's wrong with that green thingie by your liver.'

'Hello, front desk. This is the alien spacecraft suite. My wife and I are hearing strange noises.'

"Would you mind if I sit here and wait for you to leave?"

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Bouncer.

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."