High-flying Teen Gifts

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

"Would you like some wings?"

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

'That was quick!'

"So you're sure...toilet-papering Sylvia Sanchez's house is the best way to get her attention?"

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

'Now you behave yourself and don't throw and infestation while we're gone.'

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

The surrendered mom

'EEEEHA!'

"Spin the Noodle"

'If you think you're going to sit around here while I wait on you hand and big foot, think again young man.'

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

'Yeah, you were creative.'

"The whole world doesn't revolve around candy, you know."

"Son, we're concerned about your partying."

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

'I'm worried about job security and I don't even have a job yet!'

Leo hoped that his remaining COD presents were less disappointing...

The statue of puberty.

Parent Supervision on Teen Driving.

Texting teens

"How real is your fake ID?"

Girl refusing a boy's advances.

Pubescents in Space.

"Gimme a break! Sylvia Sanchez doesn't like you!"

Young male cat reading a cat fancier's magazine.

'It's not fair!'

"Uh-oh...I better get home. My dad's gonna want a good explanation for being late."

Someone boards a plane in a parachuting outfit, helmet and all and sits next to a terrified passenger reading Fear of Flying.

"Baldo, do you know what happened to the rice pudding?"

"So...you're Estella. I don't see how this is gonna work! You really don't have much of a personality!"