High-flying Hilarity Lover Prints

Someone boards a plane in a parachuting outfit, helmet and all and sits next to a terrified passenger reading Fear of Flying.

IT security.

'Ah, Reeves - it's lonely on top!'

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

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"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

I brake for Jetliners.

'Try rebooting.'

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

"It's that time of year when guys randomly explode."

"Failure is not an option (it comes bundled with the software)"

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

'Except for that, how did the experimental plane perform?'

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

'Big sod.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"For heaven’s sake, I said ‘fetch.’ Not ‘fly’!"

"We seem to be out of gas. I'm outa here! See you on the ground."

'She's our first born. We haven't picked a name, but it will be case sensitive with at least one numeral.'

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

'Attention, Flight 1362...In our customer Lounge we're showing a short film: 'Blooper Reels of Strip Searches' to help pass the time...'

"There's that frantic thumping noise again."

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"Here's the deal. I'll fly the plane, and you make the excuses."

'I'll pass on the liqueurs ,you never know who's watching out there...'

'I just got my wings. Now all I need is a pilot's license.'

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."