High Diver Mugs

Man on corner with sign: former high diver who missed the bucket

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Cannonball!'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Fishing Tales

'The Questioner'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Fish snorkling above water.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

"You two seem oddly suited."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Mermaid Art

The Perfect Cannonball

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

The circus diver.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

'They're right.polorized sunglasses do help you see better underwater.'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'