High-altitude Dreamer Prints

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Star Wars vs Star Trek

Walkers

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Commuters waiting at UFO stop.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

The Aerial Steam Carriage

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'Life is too short to be little.'

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Buffering

'Nasa finally runs out of ideas for new missions'. Colour

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

Multiple Migs

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.