High-altitude Dreamer Gifts

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

Walkers

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'Hello ground control? We're about to test Superstring theory!'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'Life is too short to be little.'

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

Alien crash test dummy emerges from downed UFO.

'This was to have been Hillary's greatest moment...'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

'Nasa finally runs out of ideas for new missions'. Colour

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Multiple Migs

"I'm waiting in for a plumber."

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

I'm pinning up next year's chart. You've got high hopes.

Hey! A PIG CAN DREAM!

The Planet Ewe-ranus.