Hierarchy Hacker Prints

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

Big CEO- Small Outfit

"I'm not explaining any of my decisions today...it's 'Yes or No Thursday.'"

Gadget geek.

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'You are here.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Proof of Being Human

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

You are here.

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

'We've got trouble, Henderson - Your people got with my people and decided they didn't need us.'