Hierarchy Hacker Mugs

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

Big Fish Eat Little Fish

Big CEO- Small Outfit

"I'm not explaining any of my decisions today...it's 'Yes or No Thursday.'"

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

Gadget geek.

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

'You are here.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

You are here.

Proof of Being Human

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

"It means, Thank Goodness I'm Boss."

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."