Hidden Tea Lovers Pillows

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

You've Had Enough!

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Tea of Love

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Time for tea and friendship.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Time for Tea!

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

Teapot

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

The American Tearoom, Moscow

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

'We like a nice pot of tea.'

O Christmas Tea

'Here you are. I got tired of making you endless cups of tea..!'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'