Hidden Hints Seeker Mugs

"Baldo doesn't miss a chance to tell me what he really wants."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Reading my Critics

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Psst, buddy -- Apocrypha!'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

"They were all in undisclosed locations."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Pianist Fraud

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'This is the museum's vault of 'Mislaid Masterpieces' which we 'come across quite by chance' from time to time.'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

'This looks like a good spot.'

"Let's not tell anyone about this spot."

Garbage dump / Used gems.

'Whatever you do, don't tell the rest of the herd about this secret grazing place we found.'

"We'll do well here... it's where all the fish who get away go."

Secret Garden

A prince in a garden

"Kkerching."

'He has hidden talents and I'm still looking for them!'

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

'You both found all the hidden objects in the picture, so the promotion will go to whoever completes their connect-the-dots puzzle first.'

'The inspectors will never find us here!'

'Ed has hidden qualities known only to his mother.'

"Undiscovered Portugal, Linda, oh you'll love it! We went there years ago."