Hibernation Hopefuls Prints

"How about a hibernation. . . ?"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Welcome Spring.

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

"Hibernating! C'mon guys, I was only hibernating."

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

It's January. Do you know where your children are?

'...And you wanted to hibernate when we could be playing beach volleyball!'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"Wake up, it's Spring and we forgot to vote!"

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

"Hibernation is great son! We sleep through the dreary winters and wake up in the glorious springs!"

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real 'pick-me up'.

'Post-Hibernation Blues'

"It is too early to be hungry. Go to sleep and don't wake me up, at least until march."

Hibernation Clock.

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

'How would you like to try sleeping, when somebody's lying next to you snoring for six months?'

"It's not long-term commitment, Kyle! I'll move in just for the hibernation."

'Yes, my teenage son sleeps a lot too: He didn't wake up until the start of summer...'

"Yeah, Winter will come early this year: I'm already getting very sleepy..."

'For goodness sake, take a mint: You have Spring breath!'

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

The Hibernation Channel

"It's bad to sleep on a full stomach..."