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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Meowlzebub

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

Prisoner still life painting.

'Picasso'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

Landscape Artists

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'