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“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Meowlzebub

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Prisoner still life painting.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Picasso'

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"It's a great work!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Fear of Flying Seminar

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Cover story: Picasso

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Landscape Artists