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'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Punk Reindeer

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Check out this new store."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

Robbie Williams

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Now do you believe my ridiculous 'Alien abduction' story ?'

Volcaniax

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"When are you going to realize you're not the only being in the universe?"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Hysterically laughing monster.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!