Hexing Techies T-Shirts

"This plan gives you unlimited talk, hex and data."

Polly txt speak

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Boombox

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Innovate or die.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Cybernetics Research Lab.

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Look, he's got his blanket. He's doing a secure search."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Adaptability

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

"No, I'm not a landscaper. I'm a techscaper. I'm here to blow the dust out of your neighbor's computers."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Shouldn't have bought a touch-screen TV."

"I've never seen such destruction on a phone. What happened?"

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my payers now!"

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"Then on a lark, I made the foolish mistake of writing a program that did what I did."

'Hello-goodbye.'

"I'm sorry to trouble you yet again with internet issues."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Tech-Support

"A brand new one will cost you $18. If I repair it the cost would be $397."