Heroine Of The Workplace Pillows

A woman is worth five men

Businesswoman Empowerment

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"They decided giving out pink slips was too impersonal. So now they're blue."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

Work Slave

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"The boss is charging. I knew you shouldn't have worn that red tie."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

In - Out - Pending.

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"He excels at putting out fires."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"You've all been like a company to me."

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Working from home