Heroic Mom Mugs

'Your mother deserves a parade and we're going to give it to her.'

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I miss the Augean stables."

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I noticed that since I've been working at home you've been paying me hazard pay. How did you know?"

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"No, our company doesn't provide day care or maternity leave."

JAMES BONDING

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Mother will catch you!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

'I'm about to throw a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Talk about tough days.'

"So how is being a new mum treating you?"

"Ugh. I've been on hold for 20 minutes..."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

"Maybe when they're a little older, my son can help yours with his homework."

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Hot trends on the school run. . .

'If I had my time over again, I'd be too young to go out with boys.'

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

The way the men in her lab acted when she was pregnant, you'd have thought Ann was going to give birth to seven-pounds of plutonium.

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

Pushchair Mums.

'No, Dear, a 'hot flash' is not a comic book superhero power.'