Heroic Escapades Enthusiast Prints

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

"He was a very good boy."

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Bears going water skiing.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

Bad times to sneeze

JAMES BONDING

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

'The view is much better on the other side of the bus, we'll sit there on the way back.'