Hermit Philosophers Pillows

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

OM, SWEET OM

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Bearded old man atop mountain.

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Free why-fi.”

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"You go on ahead. I'm going to hang out here for the next few months until everyone stops saying the word 'caucus.'"

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Buy one enlightenment get one free.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

'Well, in my case, Muzak DOESN'T help with meditation!'

'Enlightenment does that to some people.'

"Actually, I just came up here to get away from leading economic indicators."

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'Hey! - Do I have to separate you two?'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

'He's at the pinnacle, but not at the pinnacle of his PROFESSION.'