Hermeneutics T-Shirts

Wilhelm Dilthey

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

"Hemingway! Is he any good?"

Plain English group.

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

"Lately life is just a bed of neuroses."

It was a magical sugar-filled childhood on the island. Every day Timmy would grab his trusty spoon and go out hunting meringue-Outangs.'

'I still don't understand quantum theory.'

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Bit of luck Watson! I've found the missing clue."

Center for psychokinetic research.

'Good question. Dear, which came first, the birds or the bees?'

Mask hiding face - which looks exactly the same as the mask

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

Gordon Ramsay's Own Brand

"See? Incomprehensible scribble! This confirms our research findings that these animals have absolutely no understanding of our language."

'Perhaps... If they talked ALL the time and never shut up.'

"There has to be more to this life than just being 'a good boy.'"

Question Mark

"Whay do they think about all day?"

Those who say you can make order out of chaos are lousy at anagrams.

"Linda, Hasan, have you met my friend Scott? He's a walrus drawn from memory."

Frank starts to reconsider his atheist beliefs.

"You're an enigma, George."

Dog Food - A Guide.

Meat eating man faced with gigantic chicken