Heritage Debater Gifts

"Today we celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month, unless you object to the term 'Hispanic'....in which case we can call it Latino Heritage Month, though some people find both phrases inaccurate...so some of us are now calling it Spanish-speaking person month,

Several generations live together in Cuba

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Forget what?'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Pasadena Playhouse War

Trump to Build Wall

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Rule Britannia!

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"There, that's better!"

Gorillas in the jungle.

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

USA Express Deportation

Arizona Nightmares

"Daddy, which group of economists did you support during the recession?"

Billy the Kilt

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

By 2050, one in five Americans will have been born outside the US!

'What's this I hear about you using the White Man's cosmetics?'

'National trust shop' with a knock down your own Stonehenge game

Renunciations

Fortress America

Nanook of the North meets Nanook of the Southwest.

As you know by now know, we received dozens of replies to our request for suggestions to rename Rudy Park's generation. Today, we announce the third-place runners-up. That selection goes to a handful of readers who deemed Rudy's peer group Generation E for entitlement or entitled. Thoughts? I thought he E referred to easy to saddle with the deficit, you cheapskate curmudgeons! What do you think of that?! Solid retort. But we though enough to give it third place. Tomorrow: Our runners-up are anno