Heritage Debater Gifts

"Today we celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month, unless you object to the term 'Hispanic'....in which case we can call it Latino Heritage Month, though some people find both phrases inaccurate...so some of us are now calling it Spanish-speaking person month,

Several generations live together in Cuba

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Forget what?'

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Trump to Build Wall

"If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we admit that the moon landing was a big conspiracy?"

"I hope I live long enough to see Bush's view of his legacy come true! I'll be around a long, long, long time!"

New Immigration Policy of the United States

Rule Britannia!

'I can't help politicizing everything!'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Gorillas in the jungle.

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"There, that's better!"

'It's interesting that your great-grandparents came over from Ireland in 1887, but you still don't qualify for foreign aid.'

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

USA Express Deportation

Arizona Nightmares

"Daddy, which group of economists did you support during the recession?"

Billy the Kilt

'Edward de Vere? -- give me a break!'

"It's a couch, not a settee, you posh git!"

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"

'National trust shop' with a knock down your own Stonehenge game

'What's this I hear about you using the White Man's cosmetics?'

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

By 2050, one in five Americans will have been born outside the US!

Fortress America

Nanook of the North meets Nanook of the Southwest.