Herbal Tea T-Shirts

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Too much cilantro

"Hipsters"

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Medicinal plants

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Things are looking up!"

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

1930's Lady.

Teapot

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'