Herbal Tea T-Shirts

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

"Coffee's been making me jittery, so I'm trying some herbal tea."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

Too much cilantro

Tea of Love

You've Had Enough!

"Hipsters"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Why markets crash.

Mea Maxima Cuppa

Medicinal plants

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

1930's Lady.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Things are looking up!"

Teapot

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Of course I've been drinking!"

"You had me at alternative milk."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Running Latte