Herb Hater Pillows

Too much cilantro

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Good News about winter

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

Plant Lady

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

Gardeners

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Omelette aux grosses herbes

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"You're an herivore, Bob. An herbivore...And start chewing your food."

'You wish, Timmy.'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

Herb garden

"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."

Herbal remedies - "Thyme is a great healer."

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"If this company can make an herbal soda...there's no reason why I can't make and sell my own too!"

Food Court. Hey, a "food court"! Let's go file a lawsuit about Brussels Sprouts!

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

"Well, no, I'm not a practicing physician. I'm a non-practicing physician."