Herb Aficionado Mugs

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Tia Carmen, you used to work in a beauty shop, didn't you?"

Too much cilantro

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

"What are you in for?"

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."

Bonsai Exhibit

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Oh yes I talk to them all the time. Except the aspidistra. Not since the argument.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'I SAID you'd threatened to throw them out once too often!'

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Plant Lady

"Have you got any man eating plants?"

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

Caterpillar Paranoia

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

We'll cling together just like the Ivy.

"You spoil that plant!"

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

"It's time to bring in the wax begonias and your mother."

Gardening.