Hepburn Admirer Prints

Breakfast at Universities

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

J. R. R. Tolkien

Bradley Wiggins

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

How to Pick up a Safety Razor Blade

Jozef Golonka

The Landlord Of The Rings

'Hurry, Andrea, here comes the hunk mail!'

Say, I just had a thought

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

Godot - Retard Indetermine

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."

Jimmy Hill

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

Tom and Nancy Seaver

Boris Hulk

Joachim Low

Joseph Haydn

Bill O'Reilly

'Uh oh, they all have 6,000 pound cars now.'

Genghis Khan

"It's amazing...no matter what we do. They just keep on re-electing us..."

'...and God created canine in his own image.'

Remarkable Modesty of a Young Aeronaut when Falling Past the Casement of a Lady's Boudoir.

Napoleon Bonaparte

Hell's fan...

England v Argentina - 'It's enough to make you go out and torpedo a rusting hulk of a battleship stuffed with young inexperienced conscripts'

"Thank you for calling the Godot help line. All of our representatives are currently busy. Estimated waiting time..."

"Mom says if life gives you lemons...go out and make a few bucks!"

"Ebert gives it a thumbs up."

Keith Miller

'Hey Larry, get a load of this guy's accent!'

I turned up - where were you? Godot