Henny Youngman Fan Prints

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

'Your request for a motorcycle as your company car was rejected. However, I'm not totally unreasonable. Enjoy!'

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

Beauty Shop

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

Tandem

The Bikings

Caveman draws a picture exaggerating his hunting prowess.

"Of all the vehicles in heaven and you had to rear-end his car?"

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

'You 2 have such wonderful rapport.'

Road Buddies

Desert Island Cycle Path

"All the atmosphere of 'Henman Hill', but without the travel costs!"

'Come on out and bring your club -- they just took dinosaurs off the endangered species list!'