Henmania Nostalgist T-Shirts

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

The King In The Rain.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"Get off the lawn!"

Super Karamazov Bros.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Downloading.

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

"But granddad, my generation's different - we don't have time for drum solos."