Henmania Nostalgist T-Shirts

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

The King In The Rain.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

His master's voice

"Horton hears The Who!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Forty years ago on this very seat I proposed to you. Made up your mind yet?"

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"Get off the lawn!"

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

Super Karamazov Bros.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

Downloading.

"We've known each other for a while now, so I feel it's the right time to ask – are you a psychological manifestation of my nostalgic longing of a romanticised past?"

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

"Harold still has all the moves...he just forgot how to use them."

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"