Hen-tastic Chatterbox Prints

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Moo Out Loud

Dialogue

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

Bla Bla Bla

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Verbal blogger.

"He's only boring at home."

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

"Don't retweet this, but..."

"I am, of course, quite fit, or, if you prefer, quite extraordinarily fit, but I wouldn't say I was 'perfectly fit.'"