Hen-tastic Chatterbox Mugs

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

Moo Out Loud

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

Dialogue

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

I disturbed the class by talking in my sleep.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"I figure if I don't have that third martini, then the terrorists win."

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

"He started talking yesterday. It didn't take him long to start a podcast."

'What do you mean I've wolfed that down? You've never stopped nattering!'

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

Mummies and babies having a natter over lunch.

Time for Tea

At Gossips Anonymous...

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Who's up for some commercially successful music?"

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

Dog's hairdresser.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

Bla Bla Bla

Verbal blogger.

'Freddie doesn't hold court here anymore. He moved to the Full ‘O Crap Tap Room and on up to the Wind Bag Martini Bar.'

'Do you get the feeling there isn't much substance in most conversations?'

"It was all that running around town buying diet books that achieved my weight loss."

'The seven yeah itch.'

"Don't retweet this, but..."

'Oh, Goody, football - we'll be able to talk without feeling we're missing something.'

I have a higher escape velocity than you! It has nothing to do with being clingy!

"He's only boring at home."