Hen Hierarchy Enthusiast Prints

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"The boss can see you now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

Pecking order.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Gates of heaven

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

You are here.

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'