Hen Hierarchy Enthusiast Mugs

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"I need to see your budget proposal."

The Evolution of the Bonus

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."

'Congratulations Smith, you got that promotion. Commiserations Reid, you got that demotion.'

"The boss can see you now."

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

'He takes his organization chart seriously.'

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

"It looks like we're reorganizing again."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

Pecking order.

'I didn't get the salary increase, but I've been moved one parking space closer to the entrance.'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Mr. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask Kelley to ask Dawn to ask Lisa to tell you he'd like to see you in his office."

Gates of heaven

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

"Guess what, Collins? Not my job to remember what I said yesterday."

Corporate Flow Charts/Ladders

"Actually, I worked my way up from 'ideas'."

"My once perky chicken breasts hang like flapjacks, I don't lay eggs anymore, I'm burning up with hot flashes, I'm...."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

You are here.

'Of course, that's just my opinion. It'll be yours, too, if you know what's good for you.'

'We each have our own destiny to fulfill, Baxter, and mine is to control yours.'