Helping Friends Move T-Shirts

This is the last time I help a buddy move for pizza and beer.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"I just..."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

Wishing Well

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.