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Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"I just..."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

She left lots of photos out so the cat wouldn't miss her while she was away...

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Now that we've moved to Hawaii, I can start trading at 3:30 a.m.--Isn't that great?'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'Adam seems depressed - He needs camaraderie or something.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Welcome."

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

Wishing Well

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

"it appears I'm being relocated"

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Go to MapQuest and see where we are.'

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"Hey, Brian. I can't make it to the park today, but I'll be there in spirit."