Helper Of Elves Prints

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Good Samaritan responding to hurt man: 'I'm part of God's TLC plan.'

'He'd fall over backwards to help anybody.'

Blood Donor

The Street Kid at Christmas.

"You know I hate you, right?"

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

'Your heart is bigger than the average human heart. That's because you're an animal rights activist.'

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

"In this district constable, you can't be too careful!"

Before you say it's got some old wiring, remember you repaired it last.

Down and Outs

Wallpapering 6

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"

Chair with a leaking pipe.

'Sorry, Santa, going 'green' doesn't work for you!'

Fireman's Rescue

"I'm afraid this is my last visit, Mrs. Segarra. There's no money in social work."

Hand of God points out lost golf ball.