Help Desk Staff Mugs

Information: 'Out getting more.'

"So with our new Service Level Agreements our help desk is offering a much faster surly and sarcastic response."

Lost & Dumbfounded. 'Gosh, geez, I dunno.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'When it develops a problem which part of it should I beat on?'

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

'Hello? Help desk?'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"I'll give you a moment."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Your call is important to us...

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

'Apparently you haven't heard, Hawkins, about things going paperless!'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'

Boy at Computer.