Help Desk Employee Mugs

"I can't get the thingamabob to connect with the whatzadoodle. Who should I call?"

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

"The first of many cubicles..."

'Remember, Preston, all work and no play make you employed.'

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

'Nothing serious. I just hate my job.'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

Your call is important to us...

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I'll give you a moment."

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I used to be a major player around here until I was side-lined by an ethics injury.'

You're so demanding, run it yourself!

Computer tech support sacred offering

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

'You're taking this desk dining a bit too far, Thomson...'

"He claims he does the work of two employees."

'Great job! As your reward, you can have a cash bonus or go untethered for a week.'