Help Desk Devotee Mugs

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"It's not just him. The whole system's down."

Working 9 to 5.

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hey! Get back here!"

"So we've managed to consolidate all our multinational 24 hour hotline support centres down to one Single Point of Contact... and here he is."

Tech support...can I help you!

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

'Wow, my own desk!'

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

TECHNICAL SUPPORT, 'Have you tried pounding it with your fist?'

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

Your call is important to us...

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

"I'll give you a moment."

International House of Paperwork

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Still Here

'It's all right. I'm just a little behind.'

Computer tech support sacred offering

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Boy at Computer.

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

Desk sale

"We let Bubba come up with all the office passwords. He's a terrible speller."

"I'm an assistance dog."

"The lost password department's that way."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Information window, Opinion window.

'Thank you for calling our customer help centre. We are open 24 hours, to serve you, but not continuously. Please call back later.'